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Second Sword Emperor

11/18/09 11:02 pm

VOOIII! ATTENTION ANYONE ON THIS FUCKING ISLAND THAT CAN USE A SWORD!!!

I'm going to find out who the best swordsman on this island is once and for all! If you have any pride in your skills I challenge you to a match! Don't want to try? I'll assume you don't think you can win. For anyone else it will be a straight up sword fight. No restrictions. No time limits. Just two men fighting with all their strength!

And if no one manages to prove themselves superior, I'm taking the title of the best for myself! A title I'll keep until someone else beats me.

Come find me if you have any guts. I'll take you on anytime. Surprise me, even.

8/16/09 07:18 pm

[Squalo is sitting on a park bench surrounded by squirrels and with Bel's old snake on his shoulder.]

VOOOIIIII!! Piss off, you fucking rodents!! I told you, I don't have any goddamn food! Just like I said five minutes ago!

No.

No.

NO! Not even there you tiny little smartass! Vooi! I swear, it's like Bel's been replaced with a hundred furry versions! You are not staying in my room tonight, I've got a bad enough roommate as it is! I don't need you idiots too.

You're lucky I'm a patient guy. The boss would have just fried all your little tails by now. VOOOIII! Why do you keep digging there?!! You all ready know there's nothing there!

... I hate this place so fucking much.

[Since Squalo knows all his techniques, he's remembered all of Xanxus's instead. 2% memory gain, 28/29% total.]

6/23/09 08:04 pm

Things have been so fucking slow lately! There's gotta be something more fun to do around here than beach parties and baseball. That stuff is for brats and hormonal teens. Someone should commit another murder so we can get some more action around here. Or at least some vandalism. This place could use the excitement.

[Private]

A baby and an ass kisser. Add that to the homo and the stupid prince, and of course our hotheaded boss... Lussuria was right. We're one fucked up little family.

I mean group. Stupid Lussuria and his damn gayness infecting everything he touches.

Judging by the stuff that happened a few weeks ago, I'm stuck with them for a long time too. I can't figure out why Bel and I are here but they aren't. At least things wouldn't be so fucking dull if they were around.

6/2/09 07:26 pm

VOOOOIIIII!!! This fucking place again!!! I have better things to do than stick around here for another damn year!

It couldn't have waited until a better time? Fucking island. The boss is in a bad enough mood all ready without randomly losing his second. I better not return to a bunch of dead Varia when I get back. I hate having to train new guys.

Bel! Did you get dragged here too? I don't want to be the only one sucked back to this fucking place.

((ooc: 5% memory gain on Levi and Marmon. They'll be the only two new people he remembers when he switches back. 26% total))

4/21/09 10:59 pm

Couldn't the Vongola find any normal people to join the Varia?! It's like they went to an asylum one day and start hiring the craziest people they could find!! First the stupid prince and now a fairy. Lussuria's fucking scary, but not the way an assassin should be!!

[2% memory regain of Lussuria in all his sparkly, gay glory! 21% total.]

3/21/09 09:08 pm

Nothing like a thaw to lift a guy's spirits. No more freezing my ass off in the cold. Almost makes me forget I've been on this island for nearly a year. Che, a whole year. That idiot boss must be missing me now, stuck with that other trash. They better not be slacking off!

VOOOIII! Who wants to have a match?! I promise I'll try not to mangle you too much.

[Squalo remembered his fight with the Sword Emperor and now knows all his sword techniques. So he'll probably be in good spirits for a couple of days. 6% regain, bringing him to 19/21%]
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3/8/09 11:20 pm

VOOOIIIIII!!! I'M ONLY SAYING THIS ONCE SO LISTEN UP, TRASH!!!

We've arrested Jonathan Teatime for the murder of that waste of skin, Grif! So all you weenies can quit your bitching and no one has to go around playing hero! Unless you have something relevant to add to the investigation, don't bug us anyone more with your stupid questions! Got it?! Good! Now fuck off!

2/24/09 08:03 pm

Stupid fucking rules and regulations! This is why police have such a hard time! They make everything difficult for themselves!

VOIIIIIIIII! YOU THERE! YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU, TRASH!! WHERE WERE YOU THURSDAY MORNING?! Sleeping? A likely story!! Unless you can prove it you're coming with me!!! No, I don't have to tell you why! You probably all ready know!! Your buddy can come too unless he has a good alibi!

[Squalo is currently rounding up anyone suspicious and attempting to take them to jail for questioning. Mostly the grungy, sneaky looking NPCs, but just in case you may want to look like an upstanding citizen until this mess blows over.]

2/21/09 09:06 pm

I swear to God if that fucking idiot's done anything...

VOOOIIIIIII!!! BEL!!! Get your ass over here! I have stuff to talk to you about.

1/1/09 11:09 pm

YOU STUPID FURBALL! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MADE OF?!! CEMENT?!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE HEALERS I'D STILL BE IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL, IDIOT!!!

VOOOIIIII! You're lucky I was too busy laughing or that never would have hit!! Next time you jump me like that I'm slicing your furry little ears off and making myself a wallet!!!
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